This is Lula. She is owned by the world’s greatest wedding photographer in Maine, Dave. She also for some reason unknown to me, hates my guts. She is friendly to other people, but wants no part of what I’m offering. She didn’t want a photo, she didn’t want to look at me, she didn’t like my face. I don’t honestly know why. Maybe she was treated poorly by a portly hairy man. There’s just no way to tell. Anyway, Dave sold me his old computer, which was awesome. While I was there he somehow managed to snap this photo before Lula could run off. Anyway, this is probably my favorite photo ever. I really love the way it came out. Notice how it has more depth and better colors than my other photos? That’s because Dave took it, and he knows what he’s doing.
